So initially Viktor was quite offended by my comments that Dorian might actually be the most obnoxious muse I've ever had - he was proud of his status as the most obnoxious muse I've ever had. So I'd get his rude-but-very-funny interjections about the high-and-mighty aristocrat here and there, and Dorian just wanted the uncivilized brute to go away... Then there was that moment of shared laughter between them last night, and I guess they took up the idea of being drinking buddies as I suggested, because I got the following, with the two of them sitting at the kitchen table...
<Dorian> ...This song is perfect for the Major. *laughs*
<Viktor> Yeah, it really is! Er, not that I've met the guy, but everything I've heard about him.
<Dorian> (chuckles) Except... well...
(They both laugh.)
<Dorian> I don't believe he'd refer to himself as a "hot-blooded woman".
(They crack up, until Viktor perks right up, getting an idea.)
<Viktor> Wait, wait - so you change that part to "hot-blooded German"!
(They crack up again, Viktor pounding a fist on the table.)
<Dorian> (still laughing) No wait, better yet - "hot-headed German"!
(They're howling by this time, and it takes a moment to calm down.)
<Viktor> Huh, so yeah, German... Dunno much about that world. Germans make beer, right? Good beer?
<Dorian> (shrug) Yes, if you like beer...
(Viktor gestures to the bottle in front of him. This sets them both off again.)
...I'm scared now.